Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...