Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...