Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!