How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...