Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...