What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...