For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...