Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...