What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...