Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...