The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...