A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...