Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Knock Knock Christmas
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A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Lollihops!
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Shooting Blanks
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Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Orange Juice
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He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...