Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....