The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...