The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...