Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...