What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...