Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...