Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...