The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...