Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...