The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...