Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...