A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...