Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...