Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...