Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...