Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...