OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...