Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...