Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...