Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...