I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...