OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!