Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
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I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
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Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
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