Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...