Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...