One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...