Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...