sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
R.A.P.
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