A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...