He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!