Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...