You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...