Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...