A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...