Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...