Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...