Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...