College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...