Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...