fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!