How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...