Definitions of Children
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Question: What is 1 + 2?
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Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
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What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...