Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...