Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...