Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...