Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...