Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!