The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.