The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...