Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...