5 flies in the kitchen
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Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....