Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...